Tuesday, June 24, 2008
With You I'm Born Again
WISDOM 101
Now here's something pretty funny to cheer up your day. Enjoy~! :)
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings'.
27. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background is, that deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
37. Your friends love you anyway.
38. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Smiling yet?
Why men who think women should not wear lipstick and high heels to avoid being raped should be CASTRATED!
On the news today:
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/6/24/nation/21636718&sec=nation
KB council bans lipstick, high heels
KOTA BARU: Muslim women employees working here are forbidden to wear lipstick and high-heeled shoes to work.
This directive is contained in a municipal council circular dated May 25 and signed by its president Shafie Ismail, which has been distributed to business premises here.
A check, however, found that only a few tenants had received the circular this week.
The circular stated that the directive, targeted at Muslim women employees working in food outlets and other business premises, was issued to prevent incidents like rape and illicit sex as well as to safeguard the morals and dignity of Muslim women in Kelantan.
It stated that Muslim women were forbidden to wear thick make-up, bright coloured lipstick and high-heeled shoes which made a tapping sound.
Those who insisted on wearing high-heeled shoes should choose those with rubber soles.
Attempts to contact Shafie for clarification were futile.
The directive on the wearing of lipstick and high-heeled shoes are in addition to the wearing of scarves, which should cover the chest and not be of transparent material, blouses with long sleeves, which were long and loose, as well as socks.
Those who do not adhere to the regulation can be fined up to RM500. – Bernama
Friday, June 20, 2008
Lazy Bums Love Fridays!
Ceux-qui rient le vendredi, pleureront le dimanche
Which just simply means:
Those who laugh on Friday will cry on Sunday.
Ugh... Must have been written by some work-loving sadist! How true though. Sad but true. I cry every Sunday without fail. Hahahahahaha...!! But then again, doesn't it just give us something to look forward in life? Each day I live looking forward to the weekends. :P Makes my weekends more berharga!
Okay folks, 2 hours more and its time to get the hell out of here! Have a good weekend!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Man and His (Woman's) Dog. Is he hot or is he hot?
Friday, May 9, 2008
Malaysia. We've got talent!
Discovered something today. This Malaysian girl who calls herself KokoKaina. Posted some clips of her playing her guitar and singing on YouTube and got signed by a record company in the US. She is GOOD! Sounds like Norah Jones + Corrine Bailey Rae. Real good.
And I really like her. And I like her even more for the fact that she doesn't feel the need to plaster her pretty 'lil face to sell her music. All that is shown is her hands, guitar and chin. That's real classy. People with real talent will always reach great heights on their talent alone. No need to become a wannabe pop princess. Well, at least you know your listeners are quality listeners, eh Koko? Anyway, if you EVER do happen to read this, KokoKaina, I think you're GREAT! Stay humble. And we look forward to seeing you succeed. :) Make us proud!
Now this, reaaaally got me in a crazy 'Moon River' mood. So beautiful. I always loved Moon River. One of the most beautiful songs EVER!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Fooooood~ Glorious Fooooood~ Wonderful Foooood!!!
And I have also requested for some AVOCADOES from Jakarta. Haha.. Don't ask..
AND! *drumrolls please* :) The highlight: He has to get me them PUTU BULUH and WOO KOK from his SS3 pasar malam as a token of love. Hahahahahahaha.... Supposed to be good shit. We'll know.. Very soon!! Then you guys can go pester him to help you buy some! :P It's near his office. And apparently the woo kok sells like hot cakes or in this case, hot woo koks. :)
Today is Good Food Day. For me. :) Good lunch. This place near my office called Fusion. They serve good food at a very reasonable price. Tomyam Mee Hoon was heavenly. So was the 'Mun' Yee Mee. And Kam Heong Fried Rice too! Kind of like eating here a lot. So many good food to choose from. And the Fish Head Mee Hoon is good too. Anyone who is free to drop by Damansara Utama for lunch with me, I'll gladly bring u to this place. You won't regret!
Then, for the Finale, yummylicious BKT a.k.a Bak Kut Teh. MMMMMmmm... Old Klang Road. Ah Wang Bak Kut Teh. Love the pork intestines. tender, juicy and 'non-stinky' And then we ordered ' Fah Lum Yuk'. Orgasmic!! 'specially with lots of garlic (me all time fav)! Took away all my work stress.
I JUST LOVE FOOD... TOO MUCH! Food is happiness. Food is life! I just wish I had more food lover friends like myself. My Fatty Club seems to be 'colder than water' (translate this to cantonese. haha!). Just wish those people would just stop worrying about being fat and just LIVE A LITTLE!!!
Whoever wants to make a food trip, let me know okay? I will be more than willing! And any good places for food, let me know too. I will panggil my one member club to go food hunting + tasting with me.
Okay, time for bed. Remember folks, 'Food is happiness. Food is life!'